My little tests

What better way to let go of thoughts…

Life is challenging. It throws you tests every other day and you’re there wondering how you are meant to deal with it?

What have I encountered in the last month. After a visit to my home town Perth, I encountered some family drama (as you do), my dog dying and baring my inner feelings to someone who couldn’t return them. Let’s just say biggest and shittiest timing I have encountered. Upon returning to Melbourne I’ve had fights with friends – shit that shouldn’t even happen and I don’t want to deal with and yet I’m always entangled… maybe because I care too much. I nearly had a break down at work – just one day everything was just too overwhelming but going through what happened prior to this, it just seemed the sequences of events was too much. Also, making stupid mistakes at work doesn’t help. On top of this, I have had bowel issues that really needed attention and I went for a STD test to ensure I was clean, after having unprotected sex (like an idiot). Thank goodness I have people to share my testing issues with.

One by one all these issues have been ticked off my lists of things that I’ve overcome. All I can say is, I don’t like sitting here in pain after having surgery which involved some anal probing. The next thing on my list is to get cracking on my animal studies and get back into a routine of studying (I’m finding it difficult) and finding a house to buy. My fuck, housing in Melbourne is excruciatingly painful. Painful in the fact that anywhere lovely is over 1 million. Maybe I need to work harder in gaining my footballer husband.

Is this post relevant to anything? Maybe… I just wanted to say that everyone has their own struggles and we shouldn’t judge anyone before knowing what they might be going through. We are all fighting our own little battles no matter how significant or insignificant to some. I’m not saying my problems trumps over anyone elses issues. I know that people suffer worse than me. I am thankful my problems are easily solvable and I can deal with them provided I surround myself with positive people. It’s amazing how my perspective changes with just some inspirational quotes you find on Facebook and how getting rid of toxic people and toxic issues just make your life better. It’s so simple but I guess I need that random post to swim into my news feed for me to be reminded. Let me share with you some of my favs and hope that you too can make a difference for the better πŸ™‚


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Girls….. Pls

It’s been a long time… I shouldn’t have left you… Without a dope beat to step to…

Ok, I’ll stop singing Aaliyah and write this shiz. It has been a long time. Besides going emo and welcoming a new year, I don’t really have much exciting news. I almost felt like moving back to Perth, that’s how emo I was but I don’t ever want to go back unless I have to.

I want to share with you a tale of my Singapore trip. So mum booked me a flight for tiger airways. I can’t really complain because she paid for it. As I boarded the plane I realised how cramped we all were going to be. FML. Because I hate waiting, I was part of the final few to get on the plane. Shit, I had a window seat. I was one of those people that made the middle and aisle seat get up for me when they were already so comfortable. Sorry! But not sorry!! As I sit down, these two kids are chatting away. They don’t know each other but hot English guy is trying to pick up less than average looking girl. So here I am eavesdropping on their conversation because well, I had no choice. Now the conversation makes me 1/ want to cut my ears off and 2/ reach for a gun and blow my brains out. Less than average looking girl most obviously is trying to impress hot English guy but no shit, she single handedly brings down the intelligence of the female population. Now, I wouldn’t get so annoyed if she didn’t seem like such an airhead but she made a point that she goes to UWA so she must be smart right? For those that don’t know UWA is the most prestigious university in Western Australia.

So as less than average looking girl holds onto her Battle Royale book (also one of her topics of conversation), she gets asked a pretty standard question by hot English guy – “what do you do in your spare time?”. Now, most people here might talk about sports, travelling and any other interesting hobby but what does less than average looking girl answer with? Parties. ………… Parties? Oh wait, she corrected herself and said “House parties”. Wow! I guess every day after you finish the day from uni, you must party. Every waking moment must be partying. I wouldn’t be so harsh if she had an additional answer but that was her final answer. Could you seriously look any more desperate and pathetic? I get it, people want to impress and attract the opposite sex. But if all you got going for you is parties, I mean house parties, is that really something worthwhile? I can’t assume that hot English guy just wanted to get in her pants. I made an assumption that he wouldn’t ask that question unless he was genuinely interested. As I listened to his reaction, I could hear in his voice that “oh! is that all?” Kind of tone.

Seriously, this girl was an idiot and reinforces the fact why I hate most people. Talk about anything besides house parties. Use your fucking brain! Don’t make the female population loathe you for your inability to make men respect you because you come up with some lame answer in order to look cool. My gawd! My phone was on the verge of dying but I couldn’t stand it any longer. I was either going to blow up and interrupt this sad conversation or use all power that was left on my phone and listen to music in order to drown it out. I opted for music. I mean, if you’re trying to hook up on a cramped tiger airways flight where I didn’t even have enough space to let my vagina breathe, then I can’t say you’re going for the best quality and I should really mind my own business.

Girls – if you really want to impress someone, please stop for just a moment and think about your answers. For goodness sake, just fucking take your time!! I will think you’re an idiot otherwise.

Thank you!


I wish I was a cat

Today as I left work, I told a friend that I wish I could be a cat as a job.

Let’s think about this…

I think I would very useful as a cat. If I got paid to be your companion, I would make the best god damn companion you will ever have! Demonstrated below are some valid points that will make you think about me as a lifetime pet:

I would play with you. I would cuddle you. I would lick your hand and you would enjoy it. I would scratch the frak out of people’s faces that you hate. I would be loveable. I would be your entertainment with a laser pointer. I would be totally cute. I would keep you warm. I would be a never ending meme. I would always let you stroke my fur. I would be your best friend. I would always have staring competitions with you. I would let you dress me up in lame costumes. I would pose in every photo for you. I would pee on your clothes.

Ok, just realized that I would probably do all these things by staying human – except the peeing on your clothes… maybe.

So who wants me as their friend / cat? Any takers? I can charge a cheap fee of $100,000 per year – I’d be happy with that.


cool cat