I wish I was a cat

Today as I left work, I told a friend that I wish I could be a cat as a job.

Let’s think about this…

I think I would very useful as a cat. If I got paid to be your companion, I would make the best god damn companion you will ever have! Demonstrated below are some valid points that will make you think about me as a lifetime pet:

I would play with you. I would cuddle you. I would lick your hand and you would enjoy it. I would scratch the frak out of people’s faces that you hate. I would be loveable. I would be your entertainment with a laser pointer. I would be totally cute. I would keep you warm. I would be a never ending meme. I would always let you stroke my fur. I would be your best friend. I would always have staring competitions with you. I would let you dress me up in lame costumes. I would pose in every photo for you. I would pee on your clothes.

Ok, just realized that I would probably do all these things by staying human – except the peeing on your clothes… maybe.

So who wants me as their friend / cat? Any takers? I can charge a cheap fee of $100,000 per year – I’d be happy with that.


cool cat

Cat Panda

So instead of Sad Panda, I bring to you Cat Panda! Or Panda Cat… whatever works.

I feel sorry for any animal that gets dressed up by their owners but it still makes me laugh.

I especially like how happy they look!

Poor things!

Lush LiLi

Cat Bear

I don’t know about you, but Mondays are not that crash hot for me.

So to cheer myself up, I look at cat pictures because cats make everything better.

Here is what I found today of someone dressing their cat up. That poor thing! But it’s so cute!!

Cat Bear!!

It will be the new craze I’m sure!