Everyone knows at least one woman in their life. You often wonder why she is moody.
Well there are a few reasons why we are the way that we are. I am here to try and answer your curiosity.
1. Every month we get a visitor, that let’s face it – it is nothing but a nuisance. For those that do not know, this is often accompanied with pain and copious amounts of that. This pain occurs in the breasts, stabbing back pain, headaches, sore legs and my favourite the feeling of being punched in the uterus. Now, you would think this is an obvious given as to why we are moody but sometimes your loved ones just don’t understand. And by loved ones, I mean your boyfriend/husband/lover/casual bestie etc etc – the ones you take it out on. They are often oblivious to this fact and this pic sums it up nicely:
Now do you understand? My suggestion: Download the period diary app that allows you to know when it’s coming.
We don’t like idiotic questions…. Plain and simple.
3. So your wifey will clean the house, vacuuming away, sweeping, mopping, getting the washing done and looking after the animals like a nice lady that she is. Please don’t add this shirt to the mix:
If you want to get your ass kicked go right ahead. Be subtle or simply starve. The choice is yours.
4. Now when your girly is watching her favourite episode of Downton Abbey, why would you want to interrupt? Your pressing matter is not that pressing at all. Be a man and try and solve your problem yourself. If she’s got her candy treats, her mud mask facial and nail painting on, this is a no go zone. Stop!! Before you take another step, think about what you are walking into and the disaster that’s about to happen. A girl relaxing is like a boy playing video games. Think about that ok?
5. Don’t look on with impatience when we are getting ready. We will get ready in our own time. Yelling at us to move faster IS NOT going to help this situation. Our mothers always taught us to look presentable and look our best. It’s not our fault that we want to look better than every other girl at the event. Pushing us to move faster only activates Hulk rage. It’s ugly when that happens. I can only pray that you know what you are doing when you face Hulk rage mode.
This in no way applies to ALL women. I just gave a very general and widely broad view on it. I take this from my own personal experience.
Hope you enjoyed this post.